Lyrics:

What a mess!Woke up drunk lying on the floorThis cannot be, my place is trashedBroken bottles everywhereVomit oozing down the stairsI asked myself how did this happenDon't recallWhy the nasty, pounding headache?I need relief, where's the tylenolRefrain:Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!What did I do? I always regretthe morning after!
Tankard The Morning After