Lyrics:

spoken:
'Oh wow, man!'
'Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?'
'My butt, man!'

T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
Teacher needs to see me after school.

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

spoken:
'Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!'
'I brought my pencil'
'Gimme something to write on, man'
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

'Oh man, I think the clock is slow'
'I don't feel tardy'
'Class dismissed