Lyrics:

Took my girl home the other night
Got myself in an awful fight
She said, 'Doux, doux, darlin', won't you please come in?'
Her old lady socked me with a rollin' pin

And I bawled
I bawled
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled)
I bawled. (I bawled)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl

Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again
Mon, the first time she hit me, she knocked me down
Wouldn't even let me get off the ground
I tried to tell of the rules of Queensbury
She said, 'Boy, cuts no ice with me'

And I bawled
I bawled
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled)
I bawled. (I bawled)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl

Oh, mon, talk about eternity
That's what that encounter seemed to me
She started to sneeze and I started to run
Gone like a bullet from a machine gun

And I bawled
I bawled
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled)
I bawled. (I bawled)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl