(Recorded for the film 'The Trouble With Girls' and sung by Ronald Hicklin and Marilyn Mason)
(Tony is a Capricorn, a leader of men And he has a kinda stubborn streak But when it comes to the opposite sex Tony's kinda shy and weak
Oh but he can be hot stuff See the look on his face)
If you want a wedding, it's him you've gotta chase Uh! Uh! Uh! Signs of the zodiac, signs of the zodiac The future is in those little signs of the zodiac
(Michael is a Scorpio, he can't make up his mind Poor boy he can't decide at all He wants one girl and then another Soon there'll be none left but mother Oh but Michael that won't do That just won't do at all You can't marry your mother Your mother's much too tall, ha ha Ho ho Signs of the zodiac, signs of the zodiac The future is in those little signs of the zodiac
Billy is a Libra - a sign of love Billy has a one track mind He's great in the kitchen and never complains He's the happily married kind
Help is there in your future if you just look around) You don't know your astrology from a hole in the ground Signs of the zodiac, signs of the zodiac The future is in those little signs of the zodiac