Lyrics:
Doctor where's your remedy?I've got enough to pay the feeCan't you see I'm awful sick?I'll pay you well to do the trickDoctor where's your magic boxThere's no one here to count the costName your price and make the saleThere's no-one here to tell the taleDoctor please don't lock your doorI've never troubled you beforeJust a pinch to ease the painI'll never trouble you again