Lyrics:

An alias, it's how I'm known
A sideshow to a great unknown,
My best side is the furthest from... me!
A nobody
In all my exertions
Eeking out an era
Undermined, Underling
I'm sub-standard without a name
A somebody
I'm since endowed
Clambering across the feeble
Unrivaled, unequaled
Peerless standards
Around my name
Undermined, Underling
Kept behind so you would
Thirst for prestige
Unrivaled, unequaled
Selected, refined
- Stand and applaud