Lyrics:

Hello, hahaha
'Ere, mum, got any mandies?
Well, the thing is was, she, she nipped down the road to get, to get it 'cause I wasn't, I (No, she didn't, she didn't)
Yeah, she did (She didn't)
'Cause I, she said that I had to buy it, 'cause, um (No, she didn't, I saw her earlier)
Well, I can, I can do the performance myself anyway (Jesus Christ)
I just don't know
I just don't know what your name is

We're not supposed to
Make friends with you
Because you look so lonely
So we're going to
Make friends with you

We're not supposed to
Talk to you
Because we know you're a stranger
But you're no stranger
Than me or you
Than me or you
(Time for the chorus)

But everybody's going away
And everybody wants us to stay
With you
And everybody's coming to say
That everybody wants us to stay
With you

We're not supposed to
Make love to you
Because we know you're younger
(You're younger than me)
But you're no younger
Than me or you
Than me or you
Than me or you

Alright
Chop it up and do it all the same
What's the matter with you then? Oi, what's the matter?
Piggy, little piggy, little piggy
Um, okay, I think that's a wrap, should we put it to bed? (Mike, Mike, Mike)
Look, how do you know? How do you know?
How do you know that? How do you know that? (Broadcasted in live TV)