Lyrics:

I live in Normal
Normal, Illinois
It is the kind of place
The commies would destroy
We like it that way
We keep it that way
We bring our kids up right
They stay indoors at night
We let them watch TV
To teach them properly
I come from Normal
Normal, Illinois
I can’t decide
If you are a woman or a boy
We like it that way
We keep it that way
We bring our kids up right
They stay indoors at night
We let them watch TV
To teach them properly
Nothing ever happens here in Normal
And suddenly its happening again
We bring our kids up right
They stay indoors at night
We let them watch TV
To teach them properly
Back home in Normal, Normal Illinois
We keep the streets clean
We buy the hungry toys