Baap ke paison pe koodna
Sadak ke kone pe mootna
377 hatna ya Jessica Lal ki ghatna
Launde ke munh se ouch
Ya har daftar mein couch
Likhna Lal Qile pe love you
Abey phir se likhega toh.. bhishum
Hum saari baatein jaane
Phir bhi hum baat na maane
Khud hi bante anjaane pooche
Fugly Fugly Kya Hai?
Public mein peena beedi
Mauke pe KLPD
(KLPD is a slang that means: Khade L**d Pe Dhokha)
Black mein lut'ta ration
Neta ke jhoote bhaasan
Bhoola apni gharwali, Jeeju pe lattu saali
Nakli raub fukrey dete baat baat pe gaali
Hum saari baatein jaane
Phir bhi hum baat na maane
Khud hi bante anjaane pooche
Fugly Fugly Kya Hai?