Lyrics:

You're like a kind of religion, I see you each night on television. I can't remember all your names, I love you running through my veins. Alcohol, oh alcohol, I love you in my brains. Acohol, oh alcohol, I never want you again. I come and see you every night, take out my purse and i'll buy you a pint . Would you like another ? No thanks, tonight i'm wearing incontinence pants.