Lyrics:

You're like a kind of religion
I see you each night on television
I can't remember all your names
But I love you running through my veins

Alcohol, oh alcohol, I love you in my brain (bleck)
Alcohol, oh alcohol, I never want you again

I come and see you every night
I take out my purse and I'll buy you a pint
I can't remember your friend's effect
I love the way you have of my respect

Oh alcohol, oh alcohol, I love you in my brain (blaugh)
Alcohol, oh alcohol, I never want you again
You make me sing
I love you

Alcohol, oh alcohol, I love you in my brain
Alcohol, oh alcohol, I never want you again

Alcohol, oh alcohol, I love you in my brain
Alcohol, oh alcohol, I never want you again

Oh alcohol
I love you dearly