Lyrics:

[Spoken Intro]

[Verse 1]
I say \'dance\', you say \'dance\'
I say \'France\', you say \'France\'
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart
I say \'Hugh\', you say \'Grant\'
I say \'pot\', you say \'plant\'
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart

[Hook]
We couldn't be more contrary if we tried
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye

[Verse 2]
I am dumb, you are smart
We are fifteen years apart
You're from Adelaide, I'm from Mars
I say \'ooh\', you say \'ahh\'
I am careful, you like scars
I like pickles from the jar

[Hook]
We couldn't be more contrary if we tried
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye

[Verse 3]
I say \'you\', you say \'am I\'
You like mornings, I like nights
I love you 'til the day I die
You say \'Christopher\', I say \'Walken\'
You love, I love Christopher Walken
I guess at least we have got one thing in common

[Hook]
We couldn't be more contrary if we tried
Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye