Lyrics:

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California

I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do, hey

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear?
They gotta' have 'em in Texas
'Cause everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph?
I'm a loser, what a joker

I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do, hey


Don't you look at my girlfriend (Girlfriend)
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend (Girlfriend)
I never seem to get a lot (What she's got? Not a lot)
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California

I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do, hey