Lyrics:

Zardu Hasslefrau
Zardu Hasslefrau
Getting down and dirty with a Procyon Lotor
Got no people skills but he's good with motors
That weird thing by his side's an infantilized sequoia
The two of them walk by, people say, 'Oh boy-a!'
They ask me why I'm bringing a baby into battle
'That's really irresponsible' and getting them rattled
I say, 'Give me a break, get off of my back, damn it'
I didn't learn parenting, my Daddy was a planet!
Zardu Hasslefrau
Zardu Hasslefrau, hey!
Zardu Hasslefrau
Zardu Hasslefrau, hey!

In these times of hardship, just remember
We
Are
Groot