Lyrics:

If you've got time enough to kill
There's a house upon the hill
Where a gentleman can while away the hours
Step in out of the rain
Hang your coat and rack your cane
Take your seat up at the bar and smell the flowers

Ah ah ah, ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah

She will welcome you in
She won't ask where you've been
She won't judge you when you tell her your desires
She'll take your hand and lead you down
To her dungeon underground
Obey her and she'll put out all your fires

'Cause I love my Serpentine
She's my Cruella divine
I love her so
I love my Serpentine

She's a torch, she's a guide
Lighting up your darker side
She'll open every locked room in your head
Don't resist, don't refuse
'Cause there's a safe word you can use
Should the needle go to far into the red

That's why I love my Serpentine
She's my nemesis sublime
I love her so
I love my Serpentine