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''Spoken:''
Bloodhound Gang's record' called 'One Fierce Beer Coaster'
And on the front of the record, there's a picture of a beer coaster
So the record looks like a beer coaster
That's some funny fuckin' shit, motherfucker
That shit's wack. That shit's funny
That shit's funny and wack
Oh, my God! Whoo, whoo, whoo-hoo!