Lyrics:

A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band
What's going on
Is there something wrong
In the rock-scene of today?
If you're looking good
Wear a glittersuit
Then you'll make it anyway
The kids are gonna scream and shout
Do they know what this is all about?
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band
From mob til top
Seems an easy job
You're a big boy from now on
You change a kinky rock
Into a Cadillac
People think it's easy done

The kids are gonna scream and shout
Do they know what this is all about?
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
The kids are gonna scream and shout
Do they know what this is all about?
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
Oho, teeny bopper band, teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band
A big hand for a teeny bopper band