Lyrics:

Lotta good that P.H.D. did me

Stuck... grocery store security

Cigar store Indian

Fake badge authority

Nothing ever happens here



Hark!

Camera, aisle 5

Dude with hair sprayed on

Pocketing razors

Pantyhose... why not?

Can opener and creme corn - what?!?!



Mangoat

Too hairy

Must shave

And warn others



No foam

All alone

Gorilla hair

Must go



Creme corn

Creme corn

Yep



Poor Kaw-liga

Never got his kiss

No one-way mirrors

To lurk behind as you undress



Aye-

He's headed for the back

Singing, 'The hills are alive...

With the sound of music-'

Yonder,

Lady screams



Mangoat

In my stall

Make him stop

He'll shave us all



Hair off his back

Round the room it flies

Inquiring minds

Wanna know why



Creme Corn

Creme Corn

Why



Mangoat

Come out of that bathroom

We have you surrounded



Mangoat

Clean up your hairy mess

Give up that frothy chew toy

You're under arrest



Come out with cloven hooves

Above your mossy head

Bite one more officer

You'll trade that rag for lead



Creme Corn

Creme Corn

Creme Corn

Creme Corn

Why?