Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Turn off your TV, they're just trying to set your shoes
Perfume, cars and bubblegum, Cocoa Puffs and booze
They got the latest info of what you need to wear
How to lose a hundred pounds and be a millionaire
To be all that you can be, you gotta turn off your TV

[Verse 2]
They tell what to eat and tell you what to drink
They tell you who to vote for, they tell you what to think
They got the medication for all your aches and pains
And if your hair is falling out, clog it on the [?]
To be all that you can be, turn off your TV
Just turn it off!

[Verse 3]
The newscaster lady is looking kinda weird
If she gets another facelift, she's gonna have a beard
The preacher needs some money to absolve you from your sins
There's heart [?], if you've [?] win
To be all that you can be, turn off your TV
Turn it off, turn it off!