Lyrics:

Let's go, ready? From the top
My favorite shows on TV have 12 minutes of advertising
I can't get behind that kind of time

Eat quickly, drive faster, make more money now
I can't get behind that

My kids say, 'He said to me, and I'm like and he's like and she's like'

It's all, he's all, she's all

I can't get behind that kind of, like, English
That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery

The rising oceans, the warming temperatures

The dying polar bears, no tigers in 50 years

Rising poison in the air and water

I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises
When oil goes up

But takes months to go down long after oil falls

I can't get behind any of that
I can't get behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and
Dangerous if you don't believe in them

Why can't all these Gods just get along?
I mean, they're omnipotent and omnipresent, what's the problem?

What's the problem? What about the men who say
'Do as I do, believe in what I say, for your own good
Or I'll kill you', I can't get behind that

I can't get behind that
Everybody knows everything about all of us

That's too much knowledge

I can't get behind that!

Yeah, and what about student drivers using my streets to learn?
If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio
Go to a parking lot, for God's sake, why are you jeopardizing my life?
I can't get behind a student driver

I can't behind a driver who drives like a student driver
If you're going to drive an urban assault vehicle then get off the phone
And keep your eyes on the road
Lifetime guarantee?

Who's lifetime? Not mine
I haven't that much time left, let's make it yours
Everybody's got a longer life than me
The leaf blowers, is there anything more futile?

Car alarms

Clap off

Clap on

Spam

Size matters

No, it doesn't

Yes, it does (No, it doesn't)
Yes, it does (No, it doesn't)
Yes, it does (No, it doesn't)
Yes it does

My phone rings

Make millions in minutes

It's a computer

Lose inches in hours

Leave me the Hell alone

Eat more spend less

The Colonel is breakdancing, give me a break

Credit terms raised

I can't get behind any of that!
I can't get behind so-called singers that can't carry a tune
Get paid for talking, how easy is that?
Well, maybe I could get behind that

Well, I can't, if you have to fix it with a computer
Quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected
Then you can't do it, and I can't get behind that

I can't get behind a fat ass!

Yeah, Bill, can you turn around and do one more?

Always can do one more
Let's hit it!