Lyrics:

Step right up, gather round, greatest salesman in town. Selling something
seldom sold. Step up, step up, step up behold dead mice for sale, they're
going fast. Like hell...Last dead mouse don't be shy, there's never been a
better time to buy. Last dead mouse but I'll get more. I'm a bussinessman and
an entrepreneur. Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please. You've got
to be crazy with prices like these. No overhead so I can keep down the cost.
I make my own hourse 'cause I'm my own boss. I believe in my product, I love
what I sell. Last dead mouse that's why I yell. Step right up ladies and gents.
Last dead mouse costs fifty cents. It's a steal at any price. Going once,
going once, going once, going twice half a buck, last in stock. Be the first
one on your block. No need to walk, no need to feed, satisfaction guaranteed.
Last dead mouse but I'll get more. I'm a bussinessman and an entrepreneur.
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please. You've got to be crazy with
prices like these. No overhead so I can keep down the cost. I make my own
hours 'cause I'm my own boss. I believe in my prouct, I love what I sell. Last
dead mouse that's why I yell. Nice and easy now, nice and easy now, nice and
easy now last dead mouse, last dead mouse