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Now he's a wonder boy toyHad a major win spurtLikes the hershey highwayAnd readin' Martha StewartHe's winin' lots of races babyand the coveted Winston CupRearin' Earnhardt was no mistakeJust gettin' _____ for the ____His boys are the rainbowsQuickest pit in NascarWipin' ass on MartinHe's spreadin' cheeks at gay barsFans won't be tickledWhen they find out he makes dicks trickleWatch him race awayHot damn, the boy is gay!Gordon is gay--Whooo! That hurts!--Gordon is gay--Whew! Yeah!--Speedin on the race trackLaps he can manuverHas the biggest fan clubAnd he sucks just like a Hoover--Slurp!--Bend over for guys now babyIt's men that he likes to hump!His racing outfit always matches!Hey look at him, he's wearing red pumpsFans won't be tickledWhen they find out he makes dicks trickleWatch him race awayHot damn, the boy is gay!Gordon is gay--Whooo!--Gordon is gay--Don't touch me there!----Hehehe----Hahaha----Whew! That's feelin good now!----Yee Haw!--