Lyrics:

Artificial nose, artificial pose, artificial clothes, artificial woes.
Artificial clothes, artificial pose, artificial nose, artificial goal.

You're artificial...Miss Teen America...superficial.
Saran wrap, plastic bag.

Artificial nose, artificial pose, artificial clothes, artificial woes.
Artificial woes, artificial clothes, artificial pose, artificial goal.

You're artificial...Miss Teen America...superficial.
Saran wrap, plastic bag.
Saran wrap, what an ass.

You're artificial...Miss Teen America...superficial.
Saran wrap, plastic bag.
Saran wrap, what an ass.