Lyrics:

Dear sirs,
To whom this may concern
There's facts Id like to learn
So many things I wanna know
Especially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regalia
Please send me everything
'Cause I
Am interested in you
And every thing you do
I find myself at all your shows
Could you tell me where you buy your clothes
Could you sign my little sisters face
Put your signature any place and please send me a bio

Chorus: 'Cause we've got fan mail
We really really read it
Fan mail
We really really need it
I sent you my letter now I want a reply
If you don't know any better then you won't take your time with my
Fan Mail

So I would like to know just if and when
You'll be in town again
So that I could meet with you
And brag at my friends at school
Have you been all around the world
Have you seen every kind of girl
Or are you from the other side

Cause you
You can't believe everything that you read
With the hypocrysy and the greed
The papers all the things that they say
They don't tell me anything anyway
That's why I've gotta get it straight from you
Concerning your situation
Without an obligation

Chorus

Break
My Fan mail (Oohs and Aahs)

What's this? I find to my surprise
Those bands that I idolized
No longer seem to exist
Now tell what can be the cause of this
Perhaps it could be their egos
I tell you heaven only knows
I didn't even get a newsletter

Chorus

Fan Mail  Send it out to me
Fan Mail  Special delivery