Lyrics:

Well it's a chilly chilly evening
And you're burning with desire now

Get it up, get it up, get it up and go

I've been doin' calisthenics
Just to try to get in shape now

Get it up, get it up, get it up and go

The set is on and I'm watching a show
But I can't do it if you really must know
Because
I've got a splitting hedachi
And I don't wanna serve you now
Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi
Now

I should have known by your actions
What your disposition's geared for

Get it up, get it up, get it up and go

But I've had a busy morning
And my cranium is getting sore

Get it up, get it up, get it up and go

I can't say I'd never give you head
But I'd rather watch Johnny instead
You know
I've got a splitting hedachi
And I don't wanna serve you now
Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi
Now

Well its pushin 2:30
And you're feelin' really dirty yeah

Get it up, get it up, get it up and go

You got my hand on my member
And you're tryin' to get a tremor yeah

Get it up, get it up, get it up and go

I can't stand it now the pain is so bad
But it's the worst thing a guy ever had
You know
I've got a splitting hedachi
And I don't wanna serve you now
Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi
Now