Lyrics:

She's a nice girl and I like her style
But she's a hunchback
I'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye
But she's a hunchback
I take her to the football game
She's my little notre dame
And I know things won't be the same
Without a hunchback

Took her to the dance looking for romance
She's a hunchback
And when she does the twist I just can't resist
Watching a hunchback
Everybody's laughing at me
Why can't they just let us be
She'll go down in history
She's got a hunchback

I got a hunch then again I just don't know
She drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo


I'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda
Doin' what I oughta she always brings me water


I know I'm doing well she's ringing my bell
She's got a hunchback
Yeah I'm feeling fine 'cause she's so divine
With a hunchback
I take her down to gay paris
On films and books we don't agree
She can't walk and I can't see
She's got a hunchback