Lyrics:

[Ricky Walters]
Ladies, and gentlemen... and lowlifes
It is with outstanding pleasure
that we are here to present tonight...
Slick Rick, the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!!
Doing their smash hit, ';Mona Lisa,';
you know, like the picture?
Anyway, I'd like to take this time out
to bow before his divine majesty

[Ricky] Oh your majesty...
[Slick] Hmm?
[Ricky] Can I kiss your hand?
[Slick] Mm-hmm
[Ricky] (kisses his hand loudly)
[Slick] Enough!
[Ricky] Come your highness.. they await you..

[Slick Rick]
Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do
I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona -- what?
Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you..
YouknowhatI'msayin? So I said, ';Excuse me, dear
my gosh, you look nice!
Put away your money
I'll buy that slice!';
She said, ';Thanks - I'd rather a slice of you
I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you';
The compliment showed she had a mind in her
And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her
She said, ';Great Scott! Are you a thief?
Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth';
Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny
So I said, ';No child, I work hard for the money
And calling me a thief? Please! Don't even try it (Right!)
Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet';
She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors
She tried to disrespect WHO?! The Grand Wizard
Me! ';Well what's your name, son?';
';MC Ricky D,'; but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee
';I'm.. sorry and I know that's low class (uhh, yeah)
Please sit, and tell me a little about your past';
She said, ';