Lyrics:

I'd raise welts for kreative kontrol
I'd give up sex for kreative kontrol

Kreative kontrol
Kreative kontrol
Kreative kontrol

I'd drink piss for kreative kontrol
I'd cut off my dick for kreative kontrol
Bolt the toilets to the floor
Making a run at the shithouse door
Fuck the industry lockout
It's an all-fucking-media knockout

Kreative kontrol
Kreative kontrol
Kreative kontrol

I'd cross the seven seas
Join the merchant marines
Contract a horrible disease
I'd even say please

Ah, fuck it