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People suck, and that's my contention. I can prove it on scratch paper and a pen. Give me a fucking Etch-a-Sketch, I'll do it in three minutes: the proof, the fact, the factorum, I'll show my work, case closed. I'm tired of this back-slapping \'aren't-humanity-neat\' bullshit, we're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are.