My mother was a douche bag My sister was a douche bag I guess that makes me one too I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Lord I don't know what to do
I sold dynamite to the Arabs Bullets to the Jews Whiskey to the Indians And I'll get you too I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues Lord I just don't know what to do
Vinegar and water The drink that I choose I gotta tell ya brother Tastes like pussy juice
I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed I got the douche bag blues, oh yeah I got the douche bag blues I got the douche bag blues
'Time flies when you're in a coma, you know that?'