Lyrics:

Walking down the street on a foggy night
I saw a young girl standing under a light
Her face was pale and her skirt was tight
Had a five dollar bill, I felt all right

If I had my car, I would go for a drive
I had no car, yet I had my five
I walked over to her, I said-a 'What's your name?'
'My name's Mary Jane, I live down the lane'
Oh no

I looked down the lane, at the end I could see
A room full of clowns looking back at me
A line of executives formed to the right
And if I'd stayed, I would have stood all night

She opened up the door and said-a 'Go on in'
I walked in first and pulled down the shades
She said, 'Take it easy, don't be afraid
You got nothing to lose, you're at a penny arcade'