Lyrics:

I was home one Saturday night
Just mindin' my own business
When I heard a knockin' on the door

I said 'who's there?!'
I said 'who's there?!'
Hey! Mr. Pig!
What you doin' back from France?
What do you mean there's a party goin' on tonight?

Then out of my window
Came three chickens going cluck-cluck
And I said 'what the--' *ba-cock!*

Gather all you girls and guys
Don't waste your time gonna tell you why
Well I got a party that's waitin' for you
Now tell me what you gonna do

Open the door
Come on in
Let the animal party begin

So there I was in my house
With twelve chickens
Three elephants
Five pigs
Eight monkeys
Two cows
And a zebra.

They were all dancin' around
Doin' the such and such
When someone knocked on my door again
'Pizza!'
'Who's there?!?'
'Pizza!'
I said 'Who's there?!?'
'Pizza man!'
What?!
Who the hell ordered pizza!?

Gather all you girls and guys
Don't waste your time gonna tell you why
Well I got a party that's waitin' for you
Now tell me what you gonna do

Open the door
Come on in
Let the animal party begin