Lyrics:

Well I can hear him snorin' over the phone Leaves boring messages on my machine He's talkin' to me but there's nobody home He don't go mano think's that is obscene You're a zero on my rock-o-meter You wanna get hot, go turn on a heater Let's go 6-5-0 Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero You're always drinkin beer-o You look just like a gyro You're a zero baby just a zero He wants to check it check it check it out with me He's never even been to Valley Faire Sorry baby cause I'm too busy His mom writes his name on his underwear Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero You're always drinkin beer-o You look just like a gyro You're a zero baby just a zero Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero You're always drinkin beer-o You look like Bob DeNiro You're a zero baby just a zero Yeah yeah baby you're a zero