Lyrics:

This is Dr. Bombay. Doctoro; buy my rice and curry, buy my rice and curry, are good!

My uncle in Bombay,
he is very nice.
When he's on holiday,
I take his field of rice,
and open up a store,
like many time before,
The best that's found in Calcutta town

Chorus 1

Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Buy my rice and curry!
Buy my rice and curry!
So hurry, hurry, hurry!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Buy my rice and curry!
Buy one for two!
Special price for you!

I think I have a problem,
I really don't know why;
I never have a customer who want to come twice.
Although I guarantee
my secret recipe;
The best that's found in Calcutta town.

Chorus 2

Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry-curry nom-nom
Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry nom-nom, curry-curry,
Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry-curry nom-nom
Oh-eh-oh

The rice is little sticky
And so I got a clue:
If I throw away the curry,
I can sell the stuff as glue.
Everybody like it;
they like it very much.
The best that found in Calcutta town.

Chorus 3

Oh-eh-oh
This is Dr. Bombay
Oh-eh-oh
Curry nom-nom, curry-curry nom-nom, curry-curry.
Oh-eh-oh
Doctoro; buy my rice and curry (Oh-eh-oh), buy my rice and curry, are good.