Lyrics:

Narrator:
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry,
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

Larry:
The Water Buffalo Song.

Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo-

I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door.
Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh, everybody's got a ...

Archibald:
Stop it! Stop right this
Instant! What do you think you're doing?
You can't say everyone's got a water
Buffalo when everyone does not have a
Water buffalo! We're going to get nasty
Letters saying,'Where's my water bufalo?'
'Why don't I have a water buffalo?'
And are you prepared to deal with that?
I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Narrator:
This has been Silly Songs
With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ...

Larry:
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo,
Yours is pink but mine is blue. Hers was
Small but ...

Archibald:
Ah ...