Lyrics:

Now he's a wonder boy toy
Had a major win spurt
Likes the hershey highway
And readin' Martha Stewart

He's winin' lots of races baby
and the coveted Winston Cup
Rearin' Earnhardt was no mistake
Just gettin' _____ for the ____

His boys are the rainbows
Quickest pit in Nascar
Wipin' ass on Martin
He's spreadin' cheeks at gay bars

Fans won't be tickled
When they find out he makes dicks trickle
Watch him race away
Hot damn, the boy is gay!

Gordon is gay
--Whooo! That hurts!--
Gordon is gay
--Whew! Yeah!--

Speedin on the race track
Laps he can manuver
Has the biggest fan club
And he sucks just like a Hoover
--Slurp!--

Bend over for guys now baby
It's men that he likes to hump!
His racing outfit always matches!
Hey look at him, he's wearing red pumps

Fans won't be tickled
When they find out he makes dicks trickle
Watch him race away
Hot damn, the boy is gay!

Gordon is gay
--Whooo!--
Gordon is gay
--Don't touch me there!--
--Hehehe--
--Hahaha--
--Whew! That's feelin good now!--
--Yee Haw!--