Lyrics:

I'd be your RickyWhen you were juicyI'd get real stickyAnd when you're magicIt makes me tricky, tooYeah, I'm a SonyYou're PanasonicI'm heavy metalYou're philharmonicIf you get earachesI'd turn my volume downA notch or two for youCause I will do anything for youAnything you want me toI'm so adaptable to youWas untrappable til youI will do for youAnything for youAdaptable to youAdaptable to youIf you do that fold outI'll scream and hollerBut when you hold outI'll spend three dollarsOne way or other, babeI'll spend the night with youThat's trueNow, you ain't no HepburnAnd I ain't no FondaBut if you were drowninIn Golden PondaMouth to mouthI'd resuscitate with youBecause I'm so adaptable to youAnything you want me toI'm so adaptable to youWas untrappable til youI will do for youAnything for youAdaptable to youAdaptable to youAdaptable to youSo plug me into youSay you're VampiraAnd needed plasmaAnd I was dyingFrom chronic asthmaI'd leave my death bedTo draw some blood for youJust for youBecause I will do anything for youAnything you want me toAnd I will do anything for youAnything you want me toYes, I'm so adaptable to youLeave a craps table for youOn a winning streakI will do for youAnything for youAdaptable to youAdaptable to you
Alice Cooper Adaptable