Lyrics:

Be firm, be fair, be sure, beware,
On your guard take care,
While there's such temptation,
One thing will lead to another,
Too late to run for cover,
She's much too close for comfort now,

Be wise, be smart, behave my heart,
Don't upset your cart when she's so close,
Be soft, be sweet, but be discreet,
Don't go off your beat,
She's too close for comfort,
Too close, too close for comfort, please not again,
Too close, too close to know just when to say when,
Be firm, be fair, be absolutely sure, beware,
On your guard take care,
While there's such temptation,
One thing will lead to another,
Too late to run for cover,
She's much too close for comfort now,

Too close, too close for comfort,
She's too close, too close to know just when to say when,
Be firm, be fair, be sure beware,
On your guard take care,
While there's such temptation,

One things leads to another,
Too late to run for cover,
She's much too close for comfort now,
(And just a little pinch of soda)
One thing leads to another,
Too late to run for cover,
She's much too close for comfort now,

She's much,
Too much,
Much too much
She's too much, too close for comfort now,