(Barbra:) Once there was a wicked witch In the lovely land of OZ And a wickeder, wickeder, Wickeder witch that never, ever was She filled the folks in Munchkin Land With terror and with dread Till one fine day from Kansas A house fell on her head And the coroner pronounced her: DEAD And through the town the joyous news went running The joyous news that the wicked old witch Was finally done in Ding-Dong! The witch is dead!
(Harold:) Which old witch? (Barbra:) The wicked witch Ding-Dong! The wicked witch is dead! Wake up you sleepy head
(Harold:) Rub your eyes
(Barbra:) Get out of that bed Wake up! The wicked old witch is dead!
(Both:) She's gone where the goblins go Below, below, below - yo-ho! Let's open up and sing
(Barbra:) And ring those bells out...
(Harold:) Sing the news out!
(Barbra:) Ding-Dong! The merry-o Sing it high and sing it low Let them know the wicked old witch is dead
(Harold:) Why everyone's glad She took such a crownin'
(Barbra:) Bein' hit by a house Is even worse than drownin'
(Both:) Let 'em know the wicked old witch is dead!!!