Lyrics:

Says my oul wan to your oul wan
Will you come to the Waxies' Dargle?
Says your oul wan to my oul wan
Sure I haven't got a farthin'
I've just been to Monto town
To see young Kill McArdle
But he wouldn't lend me half a crown
To go to the Waxies' Dargle

What are you have'in will you have a pint, I'll have a pint you sir
And if one of you doesn't order soon we'll be ordered out of the boozer

Says my aul' one to your aul' one
Will you come to the Galway Races?
Says your aul' one to my aul' one
With the price of my aul' lads braces
I just went down to Capel Street
To the jew man money lenders
But they wouldn't give me a couple of bob
On my aul' lad's red suspenders

What are you have'in will you have a pint, I'll have a pint you sir
And if one of you doesn't order soon we'll be ordered out of the boozer

Says my aul' one to your aul' one
We have no beef nor mutton
But if we go down to Monto town
We might get a drink for nuttin'
Here's a nice piece of advice
I got from an aul' fishmonger
When food is scarce and you see the hearse
Well you know you died of hunger

What are you have'in will you have a pint, I'll have a pint you sir
And if one of you doesn't order soon we'll be ordered out of the boozer