Lyrics:

Dear catastrophe waitress

Dear catastrophe waitress

I'm sorry if you seem to have the weight of the world over you

I cherish your smile

There's a word of peace on your lips saying and with tenderness

I'll cherish you, I'll cherish you

Dear catastrophe girlfriend

Dear catastrophe girlfriend

I'm sorry if he hits you with a fool kind of cool

It's no joke

Your face is bleeding

You'll soon be leaving this town

To the clowns who worship no one but themselves, no one but themselves

I hate feeling this way

I hate feeling this way

Oh, i know that you hate it too

Oh, none of yoru coffee's going cold

Oh, all of the customers look so old

Oh, honey if i could be so bold

Dear catastrophe waitress

Dear catstrophe waitress

I'm sorry if the kids hold you in cold disregard

I know it's hard

Stick to what you know

You'll blow them all to the wall when they realize what you've been working for

What you've been working for

What you've been working for