Lyrics:

This is a romance.
This is a fiction.
It's a friend that we all-
We want to take to the grave.

This isn't going to end, oh, no...
Oh, no, oh- this isn't going to end well!

This is a fable brought to you before a live studio audience-
And it was created by adolescents singing:
'Cash that check and check that cash, that check...'

No one says that fear is a liar,
But I've been told no one gets out alive.

'So trust us with your life...
The conclusion of the world is coming
As soon as we have enough provisions.
Plus, management is God-
And they're behind it all.
Silence shows nothing but weakness.'

By now, you've chosen the end.
To live in fear is to not live at all.
Worry is no form of treatment.
You lost the sun to the walls of your bunker.
But, my love, you know that I feel the same way.

The only difference is that fear is a liar...
But at the top, no one gets out alive.

'So trust us with your life...
The conclusion of the world is coming
As soon as we have enough provisions.
Plus, management is God-
And they're behind it all.
Silence shows nothing but weakness.'

No one gets away alive!
Yeah, no one gets away alive!

By now, you've stepped off the edge.
By now, you've stepped off the edge.

This is a romance!
This is a romance!
This is a romance!
This is a romance!
This is a romance!

But, darling, you know that I feel the same way.