Lyrics:

Yo YOLANDA!
Check that home girl's butt out!
Um hm girl!
It's so flat!

You tell it like it is IEESHA!

She looks like one of
Them... lawyer's girlfriends,
I mean, her butt, is just so SMALL!
We're talking slim pickin's girl!
What up Ieesha?
Where is it?
I don't even... see it!
LOOK!
Girl! She's just so... WHITE!

I like small butts,
That I can not lie,
You honkies can't deny!
And when a girl walks
In with an itty-bitty
Waist,
And a big thing in your
Face, I get sick!
'Cause I'd like a toothpick,
I'd beat that booty with a stick!
Even the jeans she's wearing,
Her pants, they're almost tearing.

No, baby, I want a flat booty,
That's tutti-fruity!
Those honkies tried to warn me,
That butt you got is...

(White guy)
Ooh! so corny!

Ooh! Chicken smooth skin,
You say you wanna get in my olds?
Well, pack me, pack me
'Cause you ain't that
Average chickety!

To Hell with romancin'!
I'll take her wallet dancin'!
Rich! bitch!
I'll dick with her money, ditch!
So tired of Ebony!
Black butts are not my theme!
If you ask me what my flavor is,
I'll tell you it's
Vanilla Ice Cream!

So Honkies!

(Honkies)
Yeah?

Honkies!

(Honkies)
Yeah?

Does your girlfriend
Have a big butt?
So shrink it, shrink it,
So I can get right
Down and dink it!

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a
Real small booty,
White honkies with a
Real small booty,

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a
Real small booty,
White honkies with a
Real small booty,

I like 'em flat,
And small!
And when I'm in the mall,
I just can't help myself,
I'm doing the dog-pound call!

Woof! woof! woof! woof!

Don't like her sister,
Who farts while playing Twister!
I wish those beans did miss her!
Even Uncle Ben would fist her!

I like my bootys real slender,
And tender!
And if I see a big booty,
I'll put it in the blender!
Don't want a real fender!
I get into my Honda!
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is I like Jane Fondas,
Better then Yolandas!

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a
Real small booty,
White honkies with a
Real small booty,

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a
Real small booty,
White honkies with a
Real small booty,

Yeah Baby,
When it comes to females,
Cosmo knows everything,
What they're talking about!
36-24-36?!?

Ha-ha!
Only if she's 7-8...

Flat on the bottom,
And I like it like that!

Flat on the bottom,
And I like it like that!