Lyrics:

Hello
Hello
Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front of the cathedral.
You have won, dear sir
may I congratulate you first?
Oh what an honour.
Human, human of the year, you won.
Human, human of the year, you won.

Why are you so scared?
You stand there shaking in your pew.
The icons are whispering to you,
they're just old men,
like on the benches in the park,
except their balding spots are glistening with gold.
Human, human of the year, you won.
Human, human of the year, you won.

Ahh ah ah.
You have won.

Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.

Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour.
And though they do not know it,
all mankind are now your brothers.
And thus the cathedral had spoken, wishing well to all us sinners.
And with a sigh grew silent.
Til next year's big human winner.
Outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honour.
And though they do not know it all mankind are now your brothers.
All mankind are now your brothers.

Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.

Hello
Hello
Calling a Karl Projectorinski to the front of the cathedral.
You have won