Lyrics:

In the moonlight fighting with the night, it's a rip-off
Kissing all the slain and bleeding in the rain, it's a rip-off
Such a rip-off
Rocking in the nude and feeling such a dude, it's a rip-off
Dancing in the dark with the tramps in the park, it's a rip-off
Such a rip-off, yeah
See your baby's stud sliding in my mud, it's a rip-off
Bleached on the beach, I want to tickle your peach, it's a rip-off
Yeah
See the girl dance in her man-skin pants, it's a rip-off
Terraplane Tommy wants to bang your gong, it's a rip-off
Such a rip-off
Gypsy girl's good, people treat her like a fool
She's a rip-off
The President's weird, he's got burgundy beard
It's a rip-off, such a rip-off

I'm the King of the highway
I'm the Queen of the hop
You should see me at the Governor's ball
Doing the rip-off bop
I'm a social person
I'm the creature in disguise
There's a man with a whip on his silver lip
Living inside my eyes
I'm the cat from the alley
I'm the fleetfoot voodoo man
There's very little that's ever said
All of which I understand

Caught like skunk in space and time, it's a rip-off
If it's hers, well it must be mine
It's a rip-off, such a rip-off
Dancing in the nude, feeling such a dude, it's a rip-off
Oh
Mountings of the moon, remind me of my spoon, it's a rip-off
Such a rip-off
Bleached on the beach, I want to tickle your peach, it's a rip-off
Yeah
See the girl dance in her man-skin pants, it's a rip-off