Lyrics:

Oh, I wanne be a dog
I wana wag my tail
Chase cars and knock over garbage cans
Bite the lady that brings you the mail

Oh, I Wanna be a dog
I wanna dig big holes
I wanna sniff French poodles and basset hounds
And look for telephones poles

Oh, I wanna be a dog
I wanna big wet nose
I wanna run in the street, get much on my feet
And jump on to your clothes

Oh, I wanna have dog breath (yuck)
I wanna learn how to growl
Scratch fleas and ticks, run after sticks
The moon will make me howl

Oh, I wanna be a dog
I wanna lie around
Being human these days is getting too crazy
I just wanna be a hound