Lyrics:

This throwaway B-side’s title is of course itself a pun: on ‘Happiness is a Warm Gun’ by the Beatles.What a marvellous dress
You look like a murderess
A ba-ba-barbarian
Dyslexic librarian
She looks me in disgust
There's no room for discourse
I'll shake like a Quaker
So see you later
We roar (X4)
She fake like a painter
Who doubts her career
Me pagan consumer
Be consumed by fear
Dysfunctional sasquatch
In a bowling alley
It's no such tragedy
It's funny every
We roar (X4)
And the sasquatch says
*Roaring noises*
Happiness is a worn pun (X6)

We roar (X7)