Lyrics:

Shoot Doris Day
Out of the way in the pouring rain
Sentimentality pause
As Jimmy Stewart ignores her question

People never stay the same
It's a fight between the wild and tame
I've some feelings that I can't get through
Even to you my friend
Wasting away in vain, oh, mercy!

Victor Panache
Lost his moustache in a P.R. war
Public relationship tears
No one would touch him for years, you betcha

People never stay the same
It's a fight between the wild and tame
I've some feelings that I can't get through
Even to you my friend
Rushing around in vain, don't tempt me
People never stay the same
It's a fight between the wild and tame
I've some feelings that I can't get through
But those feelings never bothered you
People never stay the same
It's a fight between the strong and lame
I've some feelings that I can't get through
I'll just binge on crack and tiramisu
Animals don't stay the same
It's a fight between the wild and tame
I've some feelings that I can't get through
Without turning to a military coup