Lyrics:

Hello
I am the ghost of Troubled Joe
Hung by his pretty white neck
Some eighteen months ago
I travelled to a mystical time zone
But I missed my bed
So I soon came home

They said, 'There's too much caffeine in your bloodstream
And a lack of real spice in your life'
I said, 'Leave me alone because I'm alright, dad
Just surprised to still be on my own...'

Ooh, but don't mention love
I'd hate the strain of the pain again

A rush and a push and the land that we stand on is ours
It has been before, so it shall be again
And people who are uglier than you and I
They take what they need and just leave

Ooh, but don't mention love
I'd hate the pain of the strain all over again

A rush and a push and the land that we stand on is ours
It has been before, so why can't it be now?
And people who are weaker than you and I
They take what they want from life

Ooh, but don't mention love
Nom, just don't mention love!

A rush and a push and the land that we stand on is ours
Your youth may be gone, but you're still a young man
So phone me, phone me, phone me
So phone me, phone me, phone me

Ooh, I think I'm in love
Ooh, I think I'm in love
Ooh, I think I'm in love
Urrgh, I think I'm in lerv