Lyrics:

{spoken} Hi there (hi, are you talking to me? What is that?) You probably don't remember me, right? (no, I don't remember you) Ah-ha, but I remember you (what's that? I don't???) You probably won't believe this, but, uh I, at the early age of seventeen Was adopted by aliens hahahah (hahahaha) Was adopted by aliens hahahah (hahahaha, oh god) That's right, I said aliens (ahh) They have long since programmed me To return with this message {sung} When you learn to dance You won't forget it Ooh, if you learn to dance You won't forget it When you learn to dance You won't forget it (x2) You can walk a mile in my shoes But you can't dance a step in my feet (x2) You stand a chance You can dance, ooh-ooh (x2) It's shocking to find (sock it to the circuit) That your mind (sock it to the circuit) And your behind (sock it to the circuit) Gets a spanking in time Sock it to the circuit Dead it in addition??? We compute a perfect funk You can walk a mile in my shoes But you can't dance a step in my feet (x2) It's a bummer to find That your mind And your behind Gets exploded in time The electric spanking of war babies (x4) Oh it's shocking to find That your mind And your behind (electric) Will get a spanking in due time (spanking of war babies) You've seen the bomb (electric) Vietnam (spanking of) LSD (war babies) You've seen the ? You've seen DNA Watch them go to the moon Live on TV Sock it to the circuit We compute a perfect funk digital??? We comput