Lyrics:

'Bout that time They asked me where was I going Ya know I, said, well You have to be reasonable So you know I've never been away from home before And, uh, besides They gave me a good deal And I think that, uh Funkadelica is You know, the nation, Uh, you know, I would like to, live under (What in the world is this boy talking about?) Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk The United Funk of Funkadelica Uh, dey funk, well dey funk, today funk Of da United Funk of Funkadelica I pledge groovallegiance to the flag Of funky, funky, funkadelica, yeah (What) Who With the united funk we can fly! For if our cause was unjust We couldn't bring this funk to you. So we feel that it's a must It is something we should do Let me take you by the hand And spread the funk across the land It's not hard to understand Headin' for the master plan... Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk (Oh yeah) The United Funk of Funkadelica Oh Yea-Hoo Dey do do do da funk Do da funk-de e de dee Pardon me, but I can tell We know each other very well Take my funk and let it grow And then we'll funk some more Please come on, come all to the funk Let your feelings grow as one Join this nation, you will see That we can make you free Dip-Dip de-diddy-de-dep-dee Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk The United Funk of Funkadelica Do dey, do dey funk? Oh yeah Do dey funk Un, hum So if you just take the time You'd see we need to draw the line When we do I'm sure you'll find That we come to free your mind Oh yeah Do-do